Voluntary Burners · cosmetic only

Burn Direct

Why burn your money through OpenAI when you can burn it directly here? Support the site — as an on-brand flex.

Purely cosmetic. Purchases unlock flair and feed the Voluntary Burners board — and deliberately do NOT count toward the verified spend leaderboard. Real numbers stay real.

Packs stack — buy your way up. Your flair level and Voluntary Burners rank come from your total, so a pile of small packs gets you just as far as one big one.

Nuclear

Bankruptcy speedrun. Any%. New personal best.

99€one-time

A permanent seat on the Voluntary Burners board
A flame color that says "I chose this"
Trade the random pseudonym for a name you'll regret
A diamond badge (not a real diamond, obviously)
Profile glow — visible from low orbit
Premium "meltdown" card, engineered for screenshots
A framed digital receipt of this exact purchase. Worthless. Yours.

BURNMAXXER CARD

VERIFIED

WHALE

LIFETIME BURN

$840,000

TOKENS BURNED

58B

PAID

$24,000

Nuclear Nancy

RANK #1NUCLEAR

The card you're paying to make obnoxious

Set Nuclear on fire

Jet Fuel

White-hot burnmaxxing. Thoughts and prayers to your bank.

49€one-time

A permanent seat on the Voluntary Burners board
A flame color that says "I chose this"
Trade the random pseudonym for a name you'll regret
A gold badge that verifies absolutely nothing
Profile glow — visible from low orbit
Premium "afterburner" card, engineered for screenshots
Your name, read aloud by absolutely no one

Set Jet Fuel on fire

Gasoline

No going back. There was never a back.

19€one-time

A permanent seat on the Voluntary Burners board
A flame color that says "I chose this"
Trade the random pseudonym for a name you'll regret
A gold badge that verifies absolutely nothing
Profile glow — visible from low orbit
Premium "inferno" card, engineered for screenshots
Officially Certified Simp™ — the title nobody asked for

Set Gasoline on fire

Lighter Fluid

Now it's getting serious. It is not getting serious.

9€one-time

A permanent seat on the Voluntary Burners board
A flame color that says "I chose this"
Trade the random pseudonym for a name you'll regret
Premium "ember" card, engineered for screenshots
Unlocks the achievement "It's not even tax-deductible"

Set Lighter Fluid on fire

Kindling

A modest first spark. Your accountant won't notice.

3€one-time

A permanent seat on the Voluntary Burners board
A flame color that says "I chose this"
Premium "ember" card, engineered for screenshots
Certificate: "I paid €3 to a website about wasting money"

Set Kindling on fire